You wore your powder blue jumper as Katrin called it, not sure if she liked it or she was taking the piss (aside: she was taking the piss although she really did like you, remember that time she clasped your hand to her substantial bust) but she wasn't even there the last time you went clubbing which was 2004, look Luca has a new gf which stands for girlfriend maybe even back then a Spanish girl called Isabella who you liked although she was very formal perhaps because she was very formal certainly too formal for Luca as it turned out but hey we're going clubbing now or at least the indie disco which even at your age
Earlier we're at the pub across the road and I go into the cubicle to pee because I like my privacy it's not a crime shut your face but after a while the door is bashed in and the doorman accuses me of taking drugs in there and some lad's laughing like he set me up what the fuck is this place I mean if I was doing drugs which I wasn't why not kick me out of the pub I didn't even tell my friends about this incident and it still enrages me on my so-called deathbed were those lads having a laugh because even then 40 years ago I was too old and wore a powder blue jumper which actually broadcast a certain continental glamour
A few pints do me in and are not ideal preparation for the indie disco as we shake around to some oldies and when A-ha comes on I'm half-heartedly jigging next to Isabella who beckons me closer hello and asks in all seriousness 'What is the meaning of these words Take On Me?' she's trying to improve her English, and I can only reply that it's a poorly expressed semi-meaningless phrase from a Norwegian pretty boy plus I never liked this song none of which satisfies her in fact makes it worse she loves the song I've lost the dressing room I won't make it to the end of the season, and anyway Luca will soon tire of her and turn gay but that's another story
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