Lemon Tree by Fool's Garden, which only reached #26 in the UK

All the corny classics were playing
on the hotel dinner playlist, and
later there'll be a display of cultural dancing

- 'We really should have gone into town.'

- 'So tired though.'

- 'I know, it's exhausting doing nothing. Oh I used to like this one.'

I listen intently, confusion falls upon my grizzled features
and ... nothing - 'What is this?'

- 'What is this! You know all the songs, that's what you always say.'

I knead my chin in a hopefully amusing way.
- 'It's catchy, sounds 90s, maybe not British. I give up.'

- 'Ha ha! Gotcha, I win!' gloating

- 'So what is it then?' annoyed

- 'It's Lemon Tree. You must know Lemon Tree.' nodding along, humming along

- 'With all due respect, what the hell is Lemon Tree?' playfully cross

- 'This is Lemon Tree. Everyone knows it.' smug

I didn't know Lemon Tree